Straight Outta the White Hizzy

I'm not sure, but I have trouble imagining FoxNews referring to George Bush as ever having "kicked it", especially in "Cali".

This fish isn't Mexican enough

A fish selling tacos. Ok, so far. Let's keep going.

Tacos are Mexican, and there's Spanish in the name. Let's not be unambiguous. Americans hate ambiguity.

Maybe we could put the fish in a suit, like President Felipe Calderón. Or perhaps a lab coat, like scientist Mario Molina. How about wearing a spacesuit in honor of astronaut Dr. Ellen Ochoa?

Fuck it. Mustache, sombrero, and sunglasses. Done.

Hallelujah!

One of The Weather Girls has gone corporate! And gotten a lot younger and skinnier.

This billboard went up in various locations around Seattle this week. I guess it's possible that this is just referring to the frequent precipitation here (Zing! A timely observation.) but I doubt it. And if it's really an allusion to "It's Raining Men," does that make it a little bit racist, or just a silly pop culture reference? I don't know, but with these billboards everywhere, the song is getting stuck in my head a lot.

The original racist.com

Racist.com was taken. It was taken by a "Racist Resource & Online Community", with confusing results. Is this racist? If I was a racist (am I?) and was looking for a racist community, I suppose I would try racist.com. Looking at the stock photo in the header of the website, it appears that racists from all races can find their racist community.